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I am a Hufflepuff it's true
One of the proud, one of the few!
You think you got me figured out?
You don't know what you're talkin' 'bout.

So drop that smirk and step on back,
My heart is yellow, soul black.
You think us quiet and subdued?
A simple folk with love for food?

You think we'd stay out of a fight
and let some lions take the night?
Well that ain't how we roll you see,
Won't take sh*t nor bend the knee.

But if you think that we're unfit
Perhaps you think we lack the grit
We won't get mad or throw a fit
Cause Hufflepuff
Yeah Hufflepuff
Cause Hufflepuff don't give a sh*t.
Don't give a sh*t.

We fought for Hogwarts and we won.
Our loyalty? Second to none.
While others may discriminate,
It's hatred we won't tolerate.
No matter what our colors say,
We're all the same come end of day.
And if you say you don't agree,
Well then I say: You're dead to me.


We'll take you just the way you are
we've got the best approach by far
We'll warm your heart and feed your soul
You're welcome in our Hobbit Hole!
Just don't expect us to submit.
We work real hard and never quit,
We give no #*$&s, yeah not one bit
Cause Hufflepuff don't give a sh*t.


released September 1, 2016
Vox:Ariel Factor Birdoff
Music: Dandy Decadence
Lyrics: Ariel Factor Birdoff


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Madam Pince and the Librarians is wizard rock band. We sing about books. MPatL are: Ariel and Kelly, and sometimes Devon and Stacy.

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