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from guides not gatekeepers by Ariel Factor Birdoff

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The Toadstool Tales by Beatrix Bloxam
My Life as a Muggle by Daisy Hookum
A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot
Madcap Magic for Wacky Warlocks
The Complete Works of Kennilworthy Whisp
Dragon Breeding for Pleasure and Profit
Magic and Science, Arithmancy
Guide to Advanced Occlumency.

These are the books up on my shelves,
No restrictions at all, please help yourselves.
Bring them back in three weeks and be on time,
Or you'll incur my wrath in place of fines.

Saucy Tricks for Tricky Sorts
Advanced Defense Against the Dark Arts
Basic Hexes for the Busy and Vexed
Jinxes for the Jinxed and related texts
Moste Potente Potions and Advanced Potions Making
Charm Your Own Cheese and Enchantment in Baking
Unfogging the Future by Cassandra Vablatsky
Xylomancy by Selina Sapworthy

These are the books up on my shelves,
No restrictions at all, please help yourselves.
Bring them back in three weeks and be on time,
Or you'll incur my wrath in place of fines.

Famous Fire Eaters and Fifteenth Century Fiends
Triwizard Tragedies and Quaint Muggle Machinery
Notable Magical Names of Our Time
Protection Charm Your Mind
Great Wizards of the Twentieth Century
Nature's Nobility
Night of the Lightning Struck Tower and Prefects Who Gained Power

These are the books up on my shelves,
No restrictions at all, please help yourselves.
Bring them back in three weeks and be on time,
Or you'll incur my wrath in place of fines.

Try me.

These are the books up on my shelves,
No restrictions at all, please help yourselves.
Bring them back in three weeks and be on time,
Or you'll incur my wrath in place of fines.

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from guides not gatekeepers, released January 11, 2021
Music and lyrics by Ariel Factor Birdoff.

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Madam Pince and the Librarians New York, New York

Madam Pince and the Librarians is wizard rock band. We sing about books. MPatL are: Ariel and Kelly, and sometimes Devon and Stacy.

Ariel Factor Birdoff is the full name and solo project of MPatL's founder and lead singer.
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