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It's Thursday. Never got the hang of Thursday.
lyrics
8am, waking up in the morning
Open the window, grab my slippers
Gotta have my milk, gotta have my coffee
See a bulldozer, doesn’t register
“Yellow” I think and stomp upstairs.
Gotta ditch this hangover
Gotta figure out what I did last night!
Sittin in the damn pub
Drinkin all the warm ale
Gotta clear my mind up
What is going on?
It’s Thursday, Thursday
Never got the hang of Thursdays
My house gets demolished for a bypass, bypass
Thursday, Thursday
What a fucked up Thursday
Gotta go lay down in front of a bulldozer
Protestin’ Protestin’ (Yeah)
Protestin’ Protestin’
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
Layin’ with a bulldozer
8:45, I’m layin’ in the road
Prosser’s so mad, he wants to kill me
Fuck, Fuck, what the fuck
Don’t know what it is
No idea, no idea
My friend is Ford Prefect yeah
No idea, no idea
I had no clue
Sittin in the damn pub
Drinkin all the warm ale
Gotta clear my mind up
What is going on?
It’s Thursday, Thursday.
Never got the hang of Thursdays
My house gets demolished for a bypass, bypass
Thursday, Thursday
What a fucked up Thursday
Gotta go lay down in front of a bulldozer
Protestin’ Protestin’ (Yeah)
Protestin’ Protestin’
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
Layin’ with a bulldozer
Yesterday was Wednesday, Wednesday
Today it is Thursday, Thursday
He-he-he says we gotta leave
We gotta hitch a ride
We gotta have towels ready
Tomorrow we’ll be dead
And Saturday we’ll still be dead
I don’t want this planet to end
It’s Thursday, Thursday.
Never got the hang of Thursdays
Planet gets demolished for a bypass, bypass
Thursday, Thursday
What a fucked up Thursday
Gotta make sure I got my towel at hand
Hitchhikin’ Hitchhikin’ (Yeah)
Hitchhikin’ Hitchhikin’
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
Layin’ down with my towel.
It’s Thursday, Thursday.
Never got the hang of Thursdays
My world gets demolished for a bypass, bypass
Thursday, Thursday
What a fucked up Thursday
Gotta make sure I got my towel at hand
Hitchhikin’ Hitchhikin’ (Yeah)
Hitchhikin’ Hitchhikin’
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
Layin’ down with my towel.
credits
released April 16, 2020
Lyrics and Vocals by Ariel Factor Birdoff
Music by Clarence Jey, Patrice Wilson, and Rebecca Black.
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