I went into town to check it all out,
To see what the new muggle library's about.
What I saw in there could not compare,
Muggle books stacked up everywhere!
Helpful people at the circ desk,
Patrons lined up, quite picturesque.
Damn, you should see this place!
Close your mouth and fix your face,
This is no fantasy, everything here is free!
Get thee down to your muggle library!
Checked in the OPAC to see what I want,
Some dillweed next to me is eating a croissant.
I wandered around just browsing the shelves,
This place should hire a couple house elves.
Spoke with a librarian and they're hella smart,
They've got brains and grit and a lot of heart.
Damn, you should see this place!
Close your mouth and fix your face,
This is no fantasy, everything here is free!
Get thee down to your muggle library!
A recording studio and manga nights,
Computers, board games, just some highlights.
Drag queen story hour every Tuesday,
Black Lives Matter books out on display.
Kids hanging out in the teen space,
What a great institution, I love this place!
Damn, you should see this place!
Close your mouth and fix your face,
This is no fantasy, everything here is free!
Get thee down to your muggle library!
They got lots of books and reading nooks, just take a look and you'll be hooked. It's in your 'hood, and just too good, but damn it's true and hell, I'm shook.
This place is sick, no politics, it's not a trick, just take your broomstick double quick, don't be a prick, shut up a sec and hit the deck and let me get a mic check!
Damn, you should see this place!
Close your mouth and fix your face,
This is no fantasy, everything here is free!
Get thee down to your muggle library!
I mean damn, you gotta see this place!
Close your mouth and fix your face,
This is no fantasy, everything here is free!
Get thee down to your muggle library!
credits
from guides not gatekeepers,
released January 11, 2021
Music and lyrics by Ariel Factor Birdoff.
supported by 6 fans who also own “Muggle Library (explicit)”
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