JK Rowling (rhymes with patrolling)
That soulless TERF’s got no worth and got some heads rolling
There’s a dearth of fucks left to give I’m combative
I’m spillin’ out the pensive
So while I’m here, if you could lend an ear
I won’t hold back don't need no cajoling, see
I’m not your fucking paradigm and it is about fucking time
And I’m bout to spit it at it all at yall in rhyme
Well Jo in the past, that nasty bitch has harassed
And apologized for my despised character,
Well surprise, bitch, I’m my own damn narrator now
That shit she framed me, blamed me for the whole damn plot.
But now she’s caught. don't know squat
I don't know what she thought but now I’m breaking free.
I can only be me.

I’m a master of science
I stand in defiance.
No longer your disciplinarian
I’m a fucking rogue wizard librarian
I’m a fucking rogue wizard librarian

And while we’re all here on this subject
Fuck that boy Dewey and his racist bullshit I quit
BISAC is the answer, give it a fuckin chance sir
Browsing is the shit dont get your underpants in a twist
Or your finna be dismissed.
And what’s more I’m done with the creeping--gatekeeping
Information is for everyone mother fucker
Books should be accessible for all did i stutter

I’m a master of science
I stand in defiance.
No longer your disciplinarian
I’m a fucking rogue wizard librarian
I’m a fucking rogue wizard librarian

I’m going rogue, it's all en vogue.
Third years and up have full access,
Restricted section my ass.
And I don’t give a crap if nobody backs this.
I’ve got the education, and the frustration,
I’ve got the degrees, and the certification,
And if you're full of shit, you can just visit
our gender neutral restroom,
or for more privacy back in the staff room. and if you
Don’t like my rules, head back to your dorm room.
This is not the time for your transphobic bullshit.
BOOM.

This is the fucking library,
We will not stay silent anymore.
This is our place this is our space.
And you can see your own damn self out if you don’t like it.

I’m a fucking rogue wizard librarian
I’m a fucking rogue wizard librarian
I’m a fucking rogue wizard librarian