Sh​*​sh (explicit)

from guides not gatekeepers by Ariel Factor Birdoff

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I know what you're thinking, it's the library!
Be quiet upon entering like you ought to be!
Keep your voice to a whisper, don't think about a snicker, (shh)
Or Mx. Irma Pince here, will whip you in the-- whaaaat? (SHHH)

Man, I'm the librarian and what I say goes.
You sure you wanna go and stick your nose in?
You want this place quiet, heck not it's not worth it.
This is the library, and I'm here to work it.

This is a place where folx come to gather.
You can see yourself right out if you'd rather.
There's DND and a weekly book club,
A muggle maker space and sub aquatic pond shrubs.
Practice your cheering charms, study your hexes,
Go tell Dolores, she's starting to vex us.

Yeah, I'm the librarian and I don't do shushing.
Just no running, no pushing, or shoving.
Return your books, yeah, I would prefer it.
This is the library and I'm here to work it.

You say you want a quiet study place?
The old restricted section is your new space.
Leave your classmates out here to congregate,
Just be respectful while I educate.
Try some searching spells! (Boolean!)
Find some books about thestrals and granians.

Yeah, I'm the librarian and I know my shit.
I'm here to teach you, and not fucking babysit.
You gotta question? Let's research it!
This is the library and I'm here to work it.

Yeah, I'm Madam Pince and what I say goes.
You sure you wanna go and sick your nose in?
You want this place quiet? Heck no, it's not worth it.
This is the library and I'm here to work it.

This is the library and I'm here to work it.
This is the library and I'm here to work it.
This is the library and I'm here to work it.
This is the library and I'm here to work it.

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from guides not gatekeepers, released January 11, 2021
Music and lyrics by Ariel Factor Birdoff.

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Madam Pince and the Librarians New York, New York

Madam Pince and the Librarians is wizard rock band. We sing about books. MPatL are: Ariel and Kelly, and sometimes Devon and Stacy.

Ariel Factor Birdoff is the full name and solo project of MPatL's founder and lead singer. ... more

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